Wednesday, August 03, 2005

My First Mantis

So today there was this praying mantis chilling on a lady's door. After the lady rejected my sales pitch, I kindly informed her of her large green guest.

She was like, "Oh I don't need a security system."

And so then I was like, "OK. That's cool, but there's a giant praying mantis on your door. I'm just gonna be here taking pictures."

So she's like, "OK." Then she shuts the door and lets me chill with the mantis.

Little things really amuse you when you're knocking doors in the afternoon and virtually no one is home.

No comments: