Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Top Ten Reasons to put Romney in the White House

(from an email I received)

10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle

9) NASA could commission a satellite to 'Hie to Kolob'

8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service

7) All official government prayers could include the phrase 'that we all can get home safely'

6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected

5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also Lemuel's terms

4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home teaching

3) Not only could he pronounce 'Nuclear' but also 'Mahonri Moriancumer'.

2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible 'as far as it is translated correctly'

1) Finally a first family large enough to fill up the White House

Saturday, February 10, 2007

I'm Famous!

Found in the HBLL. Thanks Kenny!

Friday, February 09, 2007

Speaking of Great Books

Check out this fine children's book. Once upon a time the author and I went to Preference together.

The Little Red Lighthouse And The Great Gray Bridge

There's a little red lighthouse in Manhattan hidden way up in Inwood by the George Washington Bridge. I fell in love with it last summer after jogging there one blistering afternoon. (See Stupid Run 2006) Anyways, the lighthouse has become a legend of sorts partly because of this 1942 children's book. Today I finally got the chance to read it at the SLC Public Library. (Hey, I gotta stay literate somehow. Even if it's kid's books.)

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Friday, February 02, 2007

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Radical Promotion for UPS/Amazon

Click here to see Wayne Coyne make a special delivery.